Bart Simpson
*Al Coholic (Alcoholic) (
Some Enchanted Evening)
*Amanda Huggenkiss (A man to hug and kiss) (
New Kid on the Block)
*Anita Bath (I need a bath) (
The PTA Disbands)
*Bea O'Problem (
B.O. Problem) (
Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk)
*Heywood U. Cuddleme (Hey would you cuddle me) (
Helter Shelter.
Actually a telegram to Moe, not a prank phone call.)
*Homer Sexual (Homosexual) (
Principal Charming)
*Hugh Jazz (Huge ass) (
Flaming Moe's.
Backfired when an actual Hugh Jass accepted the call.)
*I.P. Freely (I pee freely) (
Homer's Odyssey)
*Ivana Tinkle (I want to
tinkle) (
New Kid on the Block)
*Jacques Strap (Jock Strap) (
Moaning Lisa)
*Maya Buttreeks (My, er, butt reeks) (
The PTA Disbands)
*Mike Rotch (My crotch) (
Blood Feud)
*Ollie Tabooger (I'll eat a booger) (
Homer the Moe)
Homer answers this call.
*Oliver Klozoff (All of her clothes off) (
Some Enchanted Evening)
*Seymour Butts (See more butts) (
One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish)
*I'm a Stupid Moron With an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt (
Treehouse of Horror II.
Only said aloud because Moe feared Bart's infinite power.)
Bart is:
* Grandson to
Abraham Simpson,
Mona Simpson,
Clancy Bouvier, and
Jacqueline Bouvier* Great-Nephew to Great-Uncle
Cyrus * Son to
Homer Jay Simpson and
Marjorie Bouvier-Simpson* Older brother to
Lisa Marie Simpson and
Margaret Simpson* The twin brother of
Hugo (Halloween Horror)
* Nephew to
Herbert Powell, Abbie,
Patty Bouvier and
Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClure-Stu* Former nephew by marriage to
Robert Underdunk "Sideshow Bob" Terwilliger,
Lionel Hutz,
Troy McClure, and
Disco Stu* Former heir to
C. Montgomery Burns* Cousin by adoption to
Ling Bouvier* Father to Bart Jr. in
Bart Gets an F (imagination flash-forward)
*Bart has shown the ability to rap in the episode (
Pranksta Rap).
*It is well known that bart is an accomplished skateboarder.
*Linguistics, on different occasions he knows French, Spanish, and Japanese.
Bart's jobs have been:
*Slave at a French vineyard (
The Crepes of Wrath)
*Actor on a political ad (
Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish)
*A daredevil (
Bart the Daredevil)
*Fat Tony's bartender (
Bart the Murderer)
*Necromancer (
Treehouse of Horror III)
*Movie actor (
Radioactive Man)
*A courier (
Bart on the Road)
*News Anchor (
Girly Edition)
*Lard salesman (
Lard of the Dance)
*Faith healer (
Faith Off)
*Jockey (
Saddlesore Galactica)
*Thai menu boy (
Lisa the Tree Hugger)
*Con artist (
The Great Money Caper)
*Android's Dungeon manager (
Worst Episode Ever)
*Boy band singer (
New Kids on the Blecch)
*Police sting agent (
Trilogy of Error)
*A comic book writer (
I Am Furious Yellow)
*Commercial Actor (
Barting Over)
*T-shirt designer (
Fat Man and Little Boy)
*An assistant barber (
Lisa the Treehugger)
*Nuclear power plant safety inspector (
Missionary: Impossible)
*Factory owner (
Homer's Enemy)
The specific years listed below are inconsistent, given the general "timelessness" of the series.
*
2013 (seven years from "now"): Bart is graduating from his senior year of high school, and has surprisingly managed to never get held back. He dates a rebellious girl named Jenda, but their relationship goes sour when Bart opts to sacrifice an easy path to college in order to save Lisa's chance. Bart is somewhat an older version of himself with a generally trendy and "cool" look, but many note that he appears far more mature and down to earth here than any of the other depictions which supposedly take place far afterwards chronologically. (Depicted in "
Future-Drama")
*
2025 (fourteen years from "now"): Is a demolition contractor. He "can't believe [he's] finally getting paid to do this" and mentions that he's "just getting all [his] aggression out before [he goes] to law school". Bart has a receding hairline and stubble, just like Homer. He also has a multitude of tattoos. He's been married twice, and is considering getting married again. (Depicted in "
Lisa's Wedding")
*
2030 (twenty-nine years from "now"): Bart lives with Ralph Wiggum and they have an unsuccessful band, the Tequilla Mockingbirds. Dropped out of the
DeVry Institute. Mooches off of Lisa, now the
President of the United States, and criticizes her for no longer being cool and promotes his band during her address to the nation. He has more hair in this scenario, enough to tie in a ponytail in fact, but he doesn't seem to be in the best physical shape. His dress style is more surfer bum, and he lacks the many tattoos he sported in the scenario shown in
Lisa's Wedding. (Depicted in "
Bart to the Future")
*
Thirty-nine years from "now": Is now
Chief Justice of the United States (incorrectly referred to in the episode as "Chief Justice of the Supreme Court." Finally sees "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie" with Homer. (Depicted in "
Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie")
*
One minute before death (at the age of 83): Finds true love, according to Professor Frink. His brain is put into a pauper's grave. (Mentioned in "
Future-Drama")
*
1000 years later: Having been revealed as God's last prophet, is the cause of holy war. According to one army of followers, the ones who wear Bart wigs and call him Bart Simpson, he preached a message of tolerance and love. By the other army, who dress in Bartman purple masks and call him by the same name, he preached a message of understanding and peace, before he was betrayed by his follower Milhouse and was pulled apart by snowmobiles until he died. This stemmed from a present-day scene when Bart tells paintball-warring Catholics and Protestants, "It's all Christianity". (Depicted in "
The Father, The Son, and The Holy Guest Star")
Bartman is a
comic book title and the
alter ego of Bart Simpson. Essentially, in addition to his normal clothes, Bart wears a
purple mask and
cape to become Bartman. The name, when written, bears a striking resemblance to the name
Batman, and Bartman is indeed supposed to be a
superhero of some sort. Bartman makes a short appearance in the
Simpsons episode "
Three Men and a Comic Book".
This alter ego is the basis for the short-lived
Bongo Comics series (
1993-
1995), which saw the young Bart adopt the mantle of crimefighting. He was aided by
Milhouse, as the
Robin-like
Houseboy. Like Bart's costume, Milhouse's was simplistic, involving only a
green mask and cape in addition to his ordinary clothing. The series only lasted 6 issues.
Bartman and Houseboy make a brief appearance in the
Simpsons book The Simpsons Holiday Humdinger, published in
2004 by
HarperCollins. In a
parody of the story
How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Bartman takes on
Gil, who is stealing
Christmas presents in hopes of destroying the holiday.
Bartman is also featured in the
video game Bartman Meets Radioactive Man (
1992-
1993). Bartman also appears in the video game "Bart's Nightmare" for the SNES and Genesis when you jump into a sheet of lost homework and enter an almost "mini-game" featuring the Bartman. A comic book produced by Bongo also featured Bartman and Radioactive Man teaming up to defeat a managerie of super powered members of the regular cast, along with both Itchy and Scartchy, as well as Kang and Kodos.
Bartman recently appeared again in the official
Simpsons comic issue
Simpsons super spectacular alongside another two Bart Simpson alter egos: Stretch Dude, and the Cupcake Kid. Stretch Dude appeared in one of the Simpsons treehouse of horror specials, with Lisa as Clobber Girl (and featuring a guest appearance by Lucy Lawless), the Cupcake Kid is from the episode
Simple Simpson. The three Barts battle against and defeat an evil version of Bart who has begun working to control the world. The three heroic Barts are recruited by a good version of Sideshow Bob, who is shortly thereafter vaporized.
*Bart's trademark "Eat My Shorts" catchphrase may be a reference to the film "
The Breakfast Club," as
John Bender tells Mr. Vernon to do the same.
*
Matt Groening drew Bart next to the words "Class of '72, Matt Groening" on the sidewalk of SW 18th Avenue in downtown
Portland, Oregon, behind Lincoln High School (which he attended) and across from
Kings Hill Station in 1996 after the new sidewalk was laid following the construction of the Station. The city has opted not to remove the "
graffiti" or cite Groening for vandalism
*Bart's hair consists of 9 spikes, though there are less when he is younger
*Blood Typeâ€" Double O-negative ("
Blood Feud")
*Teethâ€" 16 permanent and 8 baby, however he now has 24 permanent teeth ("
Blood Feud")
*Allergiesâ€"
Butterscotch, Imitation Butterscotch,
cauliflower and
Glow in the dark Monster Make-up ("
Blood Feud")
*In the episode "
Don't Fear the Roofer", it is revealed that Bart is un-
circumcised.
*Bart is
ambidextrous (left-handed as shown in any chalkboard gag but has been known to use his right in some episodes).
*In the episode "
The Canine Mutiny" it is revealed that Bart's
Social Security Number is 123-45-6789
*Bart's eye color is (unusually) red-orange.
*Fluent in French, Japanese and Spanish (though Homer forced him to forget it).
*Bart was featured in a major
cameo role in the
South Park episode "
Cartoon Wars Part II". Although he is never referred to by name nor do any of the characters react to him as if he were a well known personality which hints he may not be breaking the
4th wall, he is quite obviously Bart or at least meant to be a
homage or
allusion to the character. His manner of speech, famous catch phrases, and dress style are all identical...although the character is drawn and animated as a traditional looking
South Park child character.
*Bart was
lampooned in an episode of
Tiny Toon Adventures quite directly, early into
The Simpsons' run as
Brad Simpleton. The depiction was in a noticably negative light, as the character is treated rather harshly. The episode in question was
Weekday Afternoon Live.
*Bart Is The Only Character That Appears In Every Episode (Including
The Tracey Ullman Show shorts)
*
Bart's chalkboard gags*
Do the Bartman*
Biography from the official Simpsons website
